oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
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bleeding heart dove, the dove that always looks like it just walked away from a driveby shooting
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The unbroken seal on King Tut’s tomb.
this caption would defiitely be the title of a dodgey egyptian porno
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I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD
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this is the greatest picture ive ever seen
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baby
omg. The color of this snake is amazing.
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Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST…
What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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